Post by LongBlade on Dec 5, 2014 13:02:40 GMT -5
This is just too good!
Sword For Sale, WARNING Might Be Haunted
io9.com/sword-for-sale-warning-might-be-haunted-1666762542
Haunted sword for sale, just $150.
A resident of Austin, TX is selling their potentially haunted sword, and for the reasonably low price of $150.
That's like getting the ghosts thrown in for free.
This sword is from the 1700s. I got it at an antique store in my memaw's home town back in 1984. The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because there is a 90+% chance that it is cursed. Since it's been in my house my life has descended into pure chaos. My knitting group came over and they all said they could feel a strange energy in my sword room (I have a collection of over 100 swords. This is my only haunted sword). Since I got this sword, about 3 times a week a crucifix will fall off of my wall for no reason. I am 76 years old. I cannot have this cursed item in my house anymore. Please take it off my hands!